A Texan in London

A boastful TExan was riding a bus in London. Paasing by the Tower of London he said loudly,  “In Texas we can put up a building like that in one week”.

Some minutes later they passed near Westminster Abbey and he boasted, “In Texas we can build a church like that in two weeks”.

A little later, approaching Buckingham Palace, he asked the bus driver, “And what is that building over there?” “I don’t know, sir - the bus driver answered. - It wasn’t there yesterday”. (USA)